Trump Says Videos of ICE Shooting “Can Be Viewed Two Ways,” DOJ Chooses the One Without Consequences January 13, 2026
Norwegian Officials Forced to Clarify That Nobel Peace Prize Is Not a Souvenir for Donald Trump January 10, 2026
FBI Takes Over ICE Shooting Investigation to Ensure Agent Is Judged ‘Correctly’ January 8, 2026January 8, 2026
ICE Agent Fires Three Shots Into Unarmed Driver’s Face, DHS Calls It a “Brave Act of Self-Defense” January 7, 2026
Rubio Says Administration Would Prefer to Buy Greenland, But Is Emotionally Prepared to Invade It January 6, 2026
U.S. Exempted From 15% Global Corporate Tax After Threatening to Punish Countries That Enforce It January 5, 2026January 5, 2026
One Day After Venezuela Takeover, U.S. Casually Threatens Multiple Continents January 4, 2026January 4, 2026
Fox News Publishes Op-Ed Declaring Trump a “Generational Talent” as News Cycle Stalls January 2, 2026
Americans Welcome 2026 With Fireworks, Champagne, and a 114% Increase in Health Care Costs January 1, 2026January 1, 2026
Trump Vetoes Clean Drinking Water for Colorado, Citing “A Lot of Very Bad Behavior” December 31, 2025
U.S. Honors WWII Victory by Erasing Black Soldiers Who Helped Achieve It December 30, 2025December 30, 2025
$50 Billion Rural Health Fund Explained: Half Goes Everywhere, None Goes Far Enough December 29, 2025December 29, 2025
AI Advances at Historic Speed While U.S. Economy Remains Firmly Stuck in ‘Have a Job or Die’ Mode December 28, 2025
Zelenskyy Schedules Another Trump Meeting, Hopes This One Magically Ends War Trump Promised to Stop on ‘Day One’ December 27, 2025December 27, 2025
Trump Sycophant Threatens $1 Million Lawsuit Against Jazz Musician For Not Wanting To Play At ‘Trump Kennedy Center’ December 26, 2025December 26, 2025
CBS Attempted To Bury “60 Minutes” Segment On CECOT Deportations, Forgot About Canada And The Internet December 23, 2025
Trump Unveils “Trump-Class” Warships, Says They’ll Be Bigger, Deadlier, And Constantly Blowing Things Up For Him December 22, 2025
TPUSA AmericaFest Declares ‘Every American Is Welcome,’ Spends Four Days Debating Who Counts December 21, 2025
DOJ Meets Epstein Disclosure Deadline By Releasing 119 Pages of Solid Black Ink December 19, 2025December 20, 2025
Newsrooms Spend All of Thursday Fact-Checking Trump’s Wednesday Night Address December 18, 2025December 18, 2025
Trump Adds Self-Written Bios to Presidential Gallery, Turning Biden and Obama’s Plaques Into Truth Social Rants December 17, 2025
Trump Accuses Venezuela of Stealing U.S. Oil, Land, and Assets, Confirming He’s Entered the ‘Just Give Me Your Stuff’ Stage of Imperialism December 16, 2025
Trump Responds To Rob Reiner’s Murder With Insults, Republicans Quietly Beg Him To Stop Talking December 15, 2025
U.S. Student Survives Second School Shooting — JD Vance Offers ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ December 14, 2025
Trump Lawyers Say Sign Language Interpreters Would Visually Compete With Trump During Press Briefings December 12, 2025December 12, 2025
Indiana Republicans Defy Trump After Realizing ‘Not Dying in a Police Raid’ Is More Important Than Gaining Two House Seats December 11, 2025December 11, 2025
Trump: “We Keep the Oil, I Guess” — Historians Confirm This Is Now the Official Foreign Policy Doctrine December 10, 2025December 10, 2025
Trump Claims Inflation Is Solved, Immigrants Are Filthy, and Dolls Are the Real Enemy—Voters Still Have No Clue What the Hell He’s Talking About December 9, 2025
Trump Blames Mexico for Farmer Struggles Hours After Giving Farmers $12B to Fix Problems He Caused December 8, 2025December 8, 2025
MAHA Influencers Furious EPA Is Approving Toxic Chemicals—Trump Responds With Thumbs-Up Emoji December 7, 2025December 8, 2025
Hegseth Denies “Kill Everybody” Quote, Insists His Words Were “Extensive, Exhaustive, But Definitely Not That” December 6, 2025
