White House Unveils ‘Media Offender of the Week’ Page To Target ‘Fake News,’ Somehow Leaves Fox News Off the List November 29, 2025
Trump Says Biden’s Autopen Was “Illegally Possessed By Deep State Demons,” Promises to Burn It Sunday at Noon November 28, 2025November 28, 2025
Trump Claims D.C. Shooting Proves His Guard Deployment Was “Too Effective,” Says Suspect Lashed Out Due to “Crime Withdrawal” November 27, 2025
Trump Acquitted Yet Again In America’s Ongoing Test To See How Much Crime One Man Can Commit Without Consequence November 26, 2025
Hegseth Orders Navy To Investigate Mark Kelly, Possibly For Being Better At Everything Than Him November 25, 2025
Government Reclassifies Educators As ‘Nonprofessionals,’ Advises Them To Monetize A YouTube Channel About How Screwed They Are November 24, 2025
New X Tool Reveals MAGA’s ‘Silent Majority’ Was Mostly Just Europeans Yelling At America From Abroad November 23, 2025November 23, 2025
Trump Celebrates MTG’s Resignation, Says It Proves ‘Even My Most Loyal Servants Know When They’ve Outlived Their Use’ November 22, 2025
After One Meeting, Trump Says Mamdani Is “Very Rational, Very Smart, and Probably My New Best Friend” November 21, 2025
Trump Says Democrats Must Die for Reminding Soldiers of Their Oath; Mike Johnson Says the Tone Was Harsh but the ‘Point’ Was Valid November 20, 2025
Trump Quietly Signs Epstein Bill, Prompting Nation to Ask: “Okay… What’s the Catch?” November 19, 2025
Judges Block Texas GOP’s New Map; Abbott Says It Was Only Meant to “Gently Enhance” the Number of Republican Seats November 18, 2025November 18, 2025
Trump Says He’d Be “Proud” to Bomb Mexico; His Own Advisers Ask If He’s Ever Going to Chill for Once November 17, 2025November 17, 2025
After Losing Every Fight Over the Epstein Vote, Trump Issues One Final Statement: “I DON’T CARE!” November 16, 2025
Trump Calls MTG a Traitor After Her Loyalty Level Drops to 93%, Stephen Miller Confirms Anything Below 100% Is ‘Far Left’ November 15, 2025November 15, 2025
DOJ Opens New Epstein Probe So Trump Can Avoid Doing the One Thing That Would End the Epstein Probe November 14, 2025
MAGA Common Folk Fear Trump Is Drifting Toward Wealthy Elites; Weed Dispensary Dude Says “They’re Finally Seeing Reality, Man” November 13, 2025
Leavitt Says Epstein Emails “Prove Nothing,” Which Is Why Trump Just Held a Classified Briefing About Them November 12, 2025
USDA Clarifies SNAP Policy: Food for the Poor Must Be Returned, Preferably in Its Original Packaging November 9, 2025November 9, 2025
Researchers Confirm Entire Internet Now 66% MAGA Propaganda, 33% People Saying “That’s Not True” November 8, 2025
Federal Judge Orders Trump to Feed the Poor; DOJ Appeals Ruling to 6th Judicial Circle of Hell November 6, 2025
Corporate Dems Warn Mamdani Victory Could Lead to Dangerous Trend of Liberal Candidates Representing Voters Instead of Donors November 5, 2025
Trump Defends Military Buildup in Venezuela: “We Won’t Be Blowing Them Up Forever—We Just Want the Oil” November 4, 2025November 4, 2025
Top 10 U.S. Billionaires’ Wealth Grew by $698 Billion the Past Year, Continuing America’s Proud Two-Party Tradition of Funnel-Up Economics November 3, 2025November 6, 2025
Sliwa Compares Himself to Braveheart, Says He’ll “Die on His Sword” To Stop Mamdani From Making Rent Affordable November 2, 2025November 2, 2025
Trump Orders Pentagon to “Liberate Nigeria” After Hearing There Are Christians There November 1, 2025November 1, 2025
Fox News Accuses Judge Of Performing Liberal Necromancy After Halloween Display Brings Facts Back From The Dead October 31, 2025October 31, 2025
“You Can Do It!” — Rob Schneider Motivates Students to “Get In On the MAGA Grift” During Turning Point Memorial Tour October 29, 2025November 6, 2025
“We Just Do What Trump Tells Us To Do”: ICE Defies Federal Judge, Deports U.S. Citizen Anyway October 28, 2025October 28, 2025
Pick-Up Diplomacy: Japan Rolls Out Gold F-150 and Patriotic Toyotas to Impress Trump October 27, 2025October 27, 2025
Randy Fine Demands DOJ Investigation of Mamdani’s Path to Citizenship, “And Maybe His Spotify Playlists Too” October 26, 2025
Palantir CEO Defends Support of Trump, Citing Historic Growth in the Surveillance State Sector October 25, 2025
Food Stamps Could Vanish Nov. 1 — But Don’t Worry, We’re Still Blowing Up Drug Boats October 24, 2025
Trump’s New South America Strategy: Diplomacy Didn’t Work, So Let’s Try Explosives October 23, 2025October 23, 2025
Pentagon Replaces Actual Press With Influencers, Pillow Guys, and Whatever the Hell ‘Timcast’ Is October 22, 2025October 22, 2025
Pardoned Jan. 6 “Freedom Fighter” Arrested After Texting Plan to Kill Hakeem Jeffries October 21, 2025
