After Trump Suggests Nationalizing Elections, GOP Reassures Public He Doesn’t Actually Know How Elections Work February 3, 2026
Trump Says Protesters “Can’t Have Guns,” Immediately Alienates His Most Armed Supporters January 27, 2026January 27, 2026
From ‘Domestic Terrorist’ to ‘Tragedy’: Trump Admin Does a 180 on Alex Pretti After Pushback From All Sides January 26, 2026
Tricia McLaughlin Says Situation Wasn’t Safe Until 10 Rounds Were Fired at Man on Pavement January 24, 2026
Trump Administration Scrubs Slavery Exhibit After Deciding George Washington Deserves Better Optics January 23, 2026
Republicans Confident Jack Smith Hearing Will Hurt Him, Not Trump, Somehow January 22, 2026January 22, 2026
Trump Explains Denmark Doesn’t Deserve Greenland Because America Did World War II Better January 21, 2026
Trump Spends Two Hours Proving No One Can Stop Him Once He Starts Talking January 20, 2026January 20, 2026
Trump Texts That He Is “No Longer Thinking Purely of Peace” After Norway Hurt His Feelings January 19, 2026January 19, 2026
Trump Reportedly Alarmed Canada Hasn’t Preemptively Fortified Itself Against Russia and China January 18, 2026
DOJ Investigates Tim Walz and Jacob Frey for Failing to Enthusiastically Welcome ICE Takeover January 16, 2026January 16, 2026
Machado Gifts Trump Her Nobel Peace Prize Medal In Attempt to Soothe President January 15, 2026January 15, 2026
Trump Says Videos of ICE Shooting “Can Be Viewed Two Ways,” DOJ Chooses the One Without Consequences January 13, 2026
Norwegian Officials Forced to Clarify That Nobel Peace Prize Is Not a Souvenir for Donald Trump January 10, 2026
FBI Takes Over ICE Shooting Investigation to Ensure Agent Is Judged ‘Correctly’ January 8, 2026January 8, 2026
ICE Agent Fires Three Shots Into Unarmed Driver’s Face, DHS Calls It a “Brave Act of Self-Defense” January 7, 2026
Rubio Says Administration Would Prefer to Buy Greenland, But Is Emotionally Prepared to Invade It January 6, 2026
U.S. Exempted From 15% Global Corporate Tax After Threatening to Punish Countries That Enforce It January 5, 2026January 5, 2026
One Day After Venezuela Takeover, U.S. Casually Threatens Multiple Continents January 4, 2026January 4, 2026
Fox News Publishes Op-Ed Declaring Trump a “Generational Talent” as News Cycle Stalls January 2, 2026
Americans Welcome 2026 With Fireworks, Champagne, and a 114% Increase in Health Care Costs January 1, 2026January 1, 2026
Trump Vetoes Clean Drinking Water for Colorado, Citing “A Lot of Very Bad Behavior” December 31, 2025
U.S. Honors WWII Victory by Erasing Black Soldiers Who Helped Achieve It December 30, 2025December 30, 2025
$50 Billion Rural Health Fund Explained: Half Goes Everywhere, None Goes Far Enough December 29, 2025December 29, 2025
AI Advances at Historic Speed While U.S. Economy Remains Firmly Stuck in ‘Have a Job or Die’ Mode December 28, 2025
Zelenskyy Schedules Another Trump Meeting, Hopes This One Magically Ends War Trump Promised to Stop on ‘Day One’ December 27, 2025December 27, 2025
Trump Sycophant Threatens $1 Million Lawsuit Against Jazz Musician For Not Wanting To Play At ‘Trump Kennedy Center’ December 26, 2025December 26, 2025
CBS Attempted To Bury “60 Minutes” Segment On CECOT Deportations, Forgot About Canada And The Internet December 23, 2025
Trump Unveils “Trump-Class” Warships, Says They’ll Be Bigger, Deadlier, And Constantly Blowing Things Up For Him December 22, 2025
TPUSA AmericaFest Declares ‘Every American Is Welcome,’ Spends Four Days Debating Who Counts December 21, 2025
DOJ Meets Epstein Disclosure Deadline By Releasing 119 Pages of Solid Black Ink December 19, 2025December 20, 2025
