Trump Warns Of Leftist Insurrection — Experts Confirm It’s Just People Asking For Affordable Healthcare October 11, 2025October 11, 2025
U.S. Airports Flooded With Kristi Noem Video On Endless Loop, Officials Promise It’ll Stop Once Democrats Apologize October 10, 2025October 10, 2025
Judge Blocks Trump’s Plan to Send National Guard to Chicago Until Someone Explains What the Hell They’d Actually Be Doing There October 9, 2025
Stephen Miller Says It’s the Media’s “Patriotic Duty” To Pretend an Insurrection Exists October 8, 2025
GOP Furious After MTG Suggests Helping Americans on Healthcare Might Actually Be Popular October 7, 2025
Fox News Confirms: Democrats Now Liable for All Crimes Committed by People With Wi-Fi October 6, 2025October 7, 2025
Trump Hails Historic Coal Sale, Says “It’s Like Beanie Babies, But Dirtier” October 4, 2025October 5, 2025
Trump Warns Hamas To Accept Deal by Sunday — Or Face The Wrath Of Caps Lock October 3, 2025October 3, 2025
Project 2025 Officially Moves From ‘Conspiracy Theory’ to ‘Shutdown Strategy’ — Nation Wonders What’s Next on the Menu October 2, 2025October 2, 2025
Shutdown Escalates as Federal Websites Load With “Blame the Radical Left” Banners October 1, 2025October 1, 2025
