Trump Warns Hamas To Accept Deal by Sunday — Or Face The Wrath Of Caps Lock

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has once again turned foreign policy into an all-caps saga, posting a rambling ultimatum on Truth Social demanding Hamas accept his ceasefire plan by 6 p.m. Sunday. “LAST CHANCE!” the president warned. “ALL HELL WILL BREAK OUT—LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE!!!”

The 20-point plan, revealed earlier this week during Netanyahu’s White House visit, calls for hostage releases, humanitarian aid, and a phased Israeli withdrawal. But Trump’s preferred enforcement mechanism appears to be yelling into the void of Truth Social, where Hamas leaders are unlikely to be scrolling between AI videos and ads for survival seeds.

Critics described the message as equal parts “peace proposal” and “grandpa yelling at the neighborhood clouds.” The administration, however, defended the strategy, with one official clarifying: “Caps lock is a real form of diplomacy now.”

Meanwhile, Trump assured followers that Hamas fighters were “surrounded and MILITARILY TRAPPED” and would be “QUICKLY EXTINGUISHED” should the deadline pass. Observers noted the only thing more trapped than Hamas was Trump’s keyboard stuck in permanent caps lock.

Either way, the countdown continues—because nothing says stability like war and peace set to an internet deadline.