Fox News Confirms: Democrats Now Liable for All Crimes Committed by People With Wi-Fi

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fox News has once again blown the lid off a major Democratic scandal, this time involving a tweet, a random reply, and absolutely no evidence whatsoever.

The uproar began when a Gavin Newsom staffer tweeted that Trump DOJ official Harmeet Dhillon had “publicly targeted” a South Carolina judge on social media—noting that the judge’s home was set on fire shortly thereafter.

Within hours, Fox pounced, using a single troll reply from a random account as evidence that the Newsom staffer—and by extension, the entire left—was orchestrating a ‘digital terror campaign’ against Trump officials and patriotic truth-posters everywhere

“Just follow the replies,” explained one Fox panelist. “That’s where liberals hide the truth—right beneath their own tweets.”

Dhillon praised Fox’s courage, issuing a “FAFO” warning to anyone who dares notice patterns of cause and effect. She added that Democrats have “gone too far” by allowing the internet to continue existing.

Legal scholars say this precedent could make Democrats liable for every future post on the internet—including this one.