“You Can Do It!” — Rob Schneider Motivates Students to “Get In On the MAGA Grift” During Turning Point Memorial Tour

OXFORD — Turning Point USA’s memorial tour kicked off in Mississippi this week, promising to honor Charlie Kirk’s legacy through “faith, forgiveness, and merch.” Hosted by Erika Kirk, the memorial featured an ensemble of right-wing personalities, political opportunists, and people whose careers peaked during the Bush administration.

Rob Schneider opened with his classic “You can do it!” before urging students to “get in on the MAGA grift while it’s still hot.” He was followed by Savannah Chrisley, who shared how Trump’s pardon of her tax-dodging parents “restored her faith in both God and offshore accounting.”

Megyn Kelly and Tucker Carlson debated which one of them was the true victim of cancel culture, while Glenn Beck baptized a freshman in Diet Coke, declaring her “carbonated in Christ—and cleansed of all liberal temptation.”

The final speaker was JD Vance, reminding students about “the power of perseverance in a fallen culture,” and how “sometimes God calls upon us not to change the world, but to podcast about it.” He wrapped up with a humble reminder that “every movement needs believers—young Americans who still find things like this inspiring.”

Organizers insist the tour isn’t about money, despite sponsorships from Hobby Lobby and FaithWallet. Ticket options range from $49 for general admission to $900 for the “VIP Resurrection Package,” which includes a selfie with Vance and a signed copy of Jesus, Take The Venmo.