Fox News Accuses Judge Of Performing Liberal Necromancy After Halloween Display Brings Facts Back From The Dead

NEW YORK — Fox News anchors reportedly went pale Friday after Maryland Supreme Court Justice Peter Killough’s Halloween display allegedly unleashed “liberal forces from beyond the grave.”

The network accused Killough of practicing “advanced Liberal Necromancy” after decorating his yard with tombstones reading ‘Here Lies the Constitution,’ ‘RIP Due Process,’ and ‘Beware Health Insurance Cuts.’

“This is how socialism starts,” Laura Ingraham warned. “First it’s pumpkins and candy, next thing you know the undead spirit of Bernie Sanders is clawing out of the ground demanding universal healthcare…”

Jesse Watters warned that Killough’s “occult leftist messaging” could “spread through the suburbs like Marxist ectoplasm,” noting that his display “revived dangerous entities such as empathy, critical thinking, and respect for the judiciary.”

Fox legal analyst Andrew Gould called the display “a grotesque spectacle,” adding, “We haven’t seen liberal energies this dark since Obama’s second term.”

By midnight, Fox News had urged viewers to remain indoors, avoid trick-or-treaters, and “report any suspicious gatherings of Democrats chanting—especially about the Constitution.”