Trump Celebrates MTG’s Resignation, Says It Proves ‘Even My Most Loyal Servants Know When They’ve Outlived Their Use’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former MAGA firebrand Marjorie Taylor Greene shocked Washington on Friday by announcing her resignation from Congress, a move Donald Trump praised with the warmth of a man complimenting a fired apprentice. “She knew,” Trump said. “Marjorie’s smart. She knew she was at the end of her usefulness. Some people hang on—she didn’t. I respect that.”

Greene, who spent years as one of Trump’s most loyal defenders, made it clear she’d finally lost interest in playing the role of the president’s emotional support animal. “I love my family,” she said. “I want to spend time with people who don’t send me death threats just because the president didn’t like something I said.”

Her fellow Republicans responded with the same stunned confusion one might show if a fire alarm learned to speak. “We didn’t think she’d actually leave,” one GOP aide admitted. “Usually when the president turns on someone they either grovel harder or go silent until he forgets they exist.”

Trump, meanwhile, continued treating her exit like a personal resume booster. “It proves my system works,” he said. “People know when their time is up. That’s leadership. That’s management.” He added that he was “excited to see who Georgia sends me next—hopefully they’ll stay useful a little longer.”