Trump Announces New Game Show: ‘Wheel of Constitution’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold reimagining of both television and the rule of law, President Donald Trump has announced the launch of a new game show, Wheel of Constitution, airing nightly on Fox and legally binding in all 50 states.

“Everyone’s talking about checks and balances. So I said, let’s make it fun,” Trump declared at a press briefing held on a rotating soundstage. “You spin the wheel, maybe the First Amendment gets repealed, maybe I get a third term. Who knows! That’s the magic of live TV.”

The show features a colorful wheel divided into various constitutional amendments, court precedents, and obscure founding documents. Contestants—including a rotating cast of federal judges, GOP lawmakers, and one visibly sweating constitutional law professor—take turns spinning to decide which civil liberties survive the week.

“Last night, the Fourth Amendment landed on ‘Bankrupt,’” said host and newly appointed Constitutional Adviser Ben Shapiro. “The NSA was thrilled.”

Critics have expressed concern that a sitting president using a game show to determine the legal rights of citizens may pose a threat to democracy. But the White House insists it’s all perfectly legal under Trump’s recently signed Executive Order 138: Everything Is Legal If I Say So.

“I’ve made the Constitution interactive,” Trump explained. “The Founding Fathers loved games. Hamilton was a legendary backgammon player. That’s true. Ask anyone.”