Trump Removes Spanish From Government Websites: “We’re Not Mexico’s Tech Support”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Declaring English the official language of the United States, President Trump announced Saturday that all federally funded services will now operate under what he called a “Speak American or Figure It Out” policy.

As part of the executive order, the Spanish-language version of the White House website was shut down—this time “for good,” according to administration officials, who confirmed it now redirects to a YouTube clip of Trump yelling “Wrong!” at Jorge Ramos.

“Look, we love Spanish,” Trump said during the signing ceremony. “It’s a beautiful language. I order in it all the time. But this is America. We can’t have our websites turning into a multilingual Taco Bell menu.”

The order also rescinds a Clinton-era mandate requiring federally funded organizations to offer language assistance. When asked how non-English speakers are supposed to access essential services, Trump suggested “maybe they could Google it in English first and see what happens…”

Supporters cheered the move as “a win for white people and font consistency,” while critics called it “an outright act of xenophobia,” especially as Spanish speakers make up a significant portion of the U.S. population.

In a clarifying statement, Trump insisted the change wasn’t anti-immigrant. “This isn’t about race or culture,” he explained. “It’s about making America easier for me to read.”