Trump’s Epstein Post Short-Circuits MAGA Hive Mind: “We Are Experiencing Cognitive Dissonance — Please Stand By”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump’s attempt to calm outrage over his administration’s handling of the Epstein case backfired spectacularly this weekend, after he posted a glowing Truth Social defense of Attorney General Pam Bondi, writing, “She’s doing a FANTASTIC JOB!”

Within hours, prominent MAGA influencers began glitching in public.

“She told us the Epstein client list was on her desk in February,” said Tucker Carlson, speaking at Turning Point USA’s Student Action Summit. “Now the files don’t exist—and Trump’s just… okay with that?” He shook his head in visible disbelief. “This wasn’t in the plan.”

Even far-right activist Laura Loomer issued a warning, saying Trump’s attempt to “Truth Social the issue away” was only making it worse. She urged the White House to adopt a new strategy, one that “doesn’t involve pissing off the most paranoid people on Earth.”

Trump supporters across social media showed signs of acute ideological whiplash, toggling between claims that Bondi was a deep-state psyop and memes insisting she was framed by George Soros and artificial intelligence.

Meanwhile, a petition demanding Bondi resign crossed 30,000 signatures, as several Q forums entered full-blown existential crisis. One popular thread simply read: “What if we were the NPCs?”

At press time, Trump had posted again on Truth Social: “Don’t believe the fake rumors—Bondi’s desk is amazing.”