Trump Says Scotland Golf Trip Good for America: “You People Should Be Proud I’m This Luxurious”

EDINBURGH — President Donald Trump defended his latest trip to Scotland on Friday, insisting that Americans should celebrate the opening of his newest golf course as a milestone for the entire nation—even though it’s literally one of his private businesses.

“Look, when I win, America wins,” Trump told reporters while standing beside a gold-plated ribbon. “You people should be proud I’m this luxurious. Other countries? They don’t have a president this classy. They’re jealous.”

The trip—billed as an official state visit despite centering entirely on the Trump Organization’s new course—comes amid intense scrutiny over the White House’s tiptoeing on the Epstein files. Trump, however, dismissed concerns as “fake drama,” saying he’d earned the right to take a little vacation.

“I work hard. Nobody works harder. So when I relax, it’s a win for the country,” Trump said, gesturing toward a nearby waterfall. “Plus, rich people spend money here—on me. That creates trickle-down happiness for everyone back home.”

White House aides described the Scotland excursion as “historic,” noting the course features the first presidential suite designed exclusively for donors who purchase $200,000 worth of TrumpCoin.

“America’s back on top,” Trump added. “Mainly me—but America too, a little bit.”