Heritage Foundation Goon Uses Giant Cartoon Charts to Defend Economy, Trump Points and Says “See? That’s Good!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Oval Office briefly turned into The Price Is Right Thursday as Heritage Foundation economist and loyal Trump wingman Stephen Moore rolled out a set of cartoonishly oversized charts to prove the U.S. economy is “booming.”

Each board—big enough to double as a dining table—featured steep upward arrows, dollar signs, and slogans like AMERICA: WINNING AGAIN. Moore narrated the graphs with the confidence of a man who knows his audience isn’t checking the math, claiming the figures came from “sources the fake news can’t access.”

Trump stood beside him, nodding approvingly. When Moore unveiled a chart claiming the average American household was $1,174 richer, Trump declared, “That’s an incredible number. If I made it up myself, nobody would have believed it.”

The performance came just days after a weak jobs report and Trump’s abrupt firing of the Bureau of Labor Statistics chief for “putting out bad numbers.” Moore dismissed those figures entirely, pointing to his own unverified data instead.

As the final chart was revealed—a massive pie labeled simply YOU’RE RICH NOW—Moore announced the presentation “conclusive.” Trump applauded, then asked if they could “make the arrows even bigger next time.”