“I Can’t Stand It Anymore!”: Musk Finally Snaps, Realizes Trump Isn’t Smart, Funny, or Cool Like Twitter Said

WASHINGTON, D.C. — After months of awkward photo-ops and forced smiles, Elon Musk finally reached his breaking point Tuesday, denouncing Trump’s massive agenda bill as a “disgusting abomination” and admitting he was “done pretending this guy is a genius.”

“I can’t stand it anymore,” Musk posted on X. “This bill is bloated, insane, and—let’s be honest—the man behind it isn’t nearly as smart or funny as people made him out to be.”

The post triggered a scramble among Republicans, who’ve spent months treating Musk like a golden goose crossed with Iron Man. House Speaker Mike Johnson rushed to defend the president, warning Musk to “stop meddling in an economy he basically owns,” while others privately admitted Musk might have a point.

Insiders described Musk’s outburst as the first real crack in the Trump-Musk partnership—a seed of animosity that could soon grow into a full-scale billionaire battle. “You can feel a shift,” said one staffer. “Like the first tremor before an earthquake.”

Trump, meanwhile, remained surprisingly calm. “Elon’s a very emotional guy,” he noted. “He’s just having one of his space tantrums. We like him, but we like winning more—and we’re winning so much it doesn’t really matter what he says.”