Katie Miller Bravely Endures Podcasting So Conservative Women Don’t Have To

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Katie Miller continues her ongoing act of cultural service, enduring the production of a remarkably lifeless podcast so conservative women can rest easy knowing someone is handling traditional values on their behalf.

Miller has said she felt compelled to create the show because “there isn’t a place for conservative women to gather online,” a statement that clashed violently with the lived experience of anyone who’s used the internet lately.

The resulting podcast consists largely of powerful Republican figures being asked questions carefully engineered to avoid tension, accountability, or specificity. When Pete Hegseth appeared, Miller bypassed allegations of misconduct and controversy in favor of asking, “If you could write one Hegseth family rule on that whiteboard, what would it be?”

“Obey God,” Hegseth replied, successfully concluding the interview.

Other installments follow a similar formula, with Miller gently steering conversations away from policy, power, or consequence and toward safe topics like parenting philosophies, snack preferences, and how best to protect children from “outside influences,” including seed oils and unsanctioned ideas.

Media analysts note that the podcast’s true function is not persuasion but insulation—transforming MAGA ideology into soft-focus lifestyle content. “It’s not propaganda,” said one expert. “It’s propaganda with throw pillows.”

Despite low engagement and near-total absence of charisma, Miller remains committed to the task, calmly absorbing the boredom herself—so conservative women don’t have to.