MTG Calls Republican Men in Congress ‘Weak’ — Mike Johnson Immediately Forms Prayer Circle to Recover

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Speaker Mike Johnson reportedly entered a “state of spiritual distress” Tuesday after Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene accused Republican men of being “weak” and “afraid of strong women,” prompting an emergency prayer circle in the House chapel.

According to aides, Johnson began the meeting by asking God to “rebuild the House in His image—preferably one without Marjorie.” Sources say several Republican congressmen fidgeted nervously as Greene’s remarks were read aloud, scrolling through Fox News headlines in search of emotional reassurance.

The remarks, published in The Washington Post, had Greene blasting her own party’s male leadership for being too scared to stand up to Trump or even to her. “They don’t want to get yelled at,” Greene said, “and half of them still flinch when someone says ‘Epstein files.’”

Republican strategists privately confirmed the emotional toll was real. “The Speaker hasn’t been this rattled since someone suggested healthcare subsidies were a good idea,” said one staffer, adding that Johnson planned to spend the evening “fasting and journaling through the pain.”

By late afternoon, sources reported the prayer circle had expanded to include red candles, soft chanting, and a life-size cardboard cutout of Trump—so the men could “feel safe again.”