MTG Sounds Alarm: “If Trump Doesn’t Deliver Epstein’s Soul, the Base Might Flip”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene issued a dire prophecy Monday, warning that Trump’s most devoted followers may soon turn on him unless he personally drags Jeffrey Epstein’s soul out of hell and slaps it on a livestream.

“You can’t just toss out a few redacted PDFs and expect the base to stay loyal,” Greene posted. “These are steak-eating, adrenochrome-sniffing truth warriors. They want names. Rituals. Blood oaths. The real stuff.”

Tensions have boiled since the DOJ declared the Epstein case “basically over,” a move Trump initially supported. His base however, was left stunned by the lack of new evidence. “These people were promised a Cabal takedown,” Greene warned. “They didn’t storm the Capitol just to read old documents.”

Sources say internal panic has set in at the White House, with aides debating whether to fabricate a client list, stage a mock arrest of Tom Hanks, or simply blame Joe Biden for inventing Epstein in 1992.

Meanwhile, FBI Director Dan Bongino reportedly threatened to resign unless at least one celebrity is executed on Truth Social.

“The base is loyal,” Greene added, “but also completely feral. If they don’t get closure soon, they might J6 a Denny’s at this point…”