Millions March Against the Reign of King Spray Tan — Protesters Demand Return to Regular, Boring Democracy October 18, 2025
Young Republicans To Rebrand As “The Even Younger Republicans,” Claim No Relation October 17, 2025October 17, 2025
Ex-Intelligence Officials Release Report on America’s Authoritarian Drift — Trump Orders DOJ to “Arrest Whoever Signed That Thing” October 16, 2025
Trump Says ‘the Devil’s Ideology’ Killed Charlie Kirk, Urges Americans to ‘Pray the Woke Away’ October 15, 2025October 15, 2025
MTG Calls Republican Men in Congress ‘Weak’ — Mike Johnson Immediately Forms Prayer Circle to Recover October 14, 2025
Trump Honors Christopher Columbus With 30-Foot Statue of Him Punching a Liberal Arts Professor October 13, 2025
Study Finds Jesse Watters Spends More Time Complimenting Stephen Miller Than His Own Wife October 12, 2025
Trump Warns Of Leftist Insurrection — Experts Confirm It’s Just People Asking For Affordable Healthcare October 11, 2025October 11, 2025
U.S. Airports Flooded With Kristi Noem Video On Endless Loop, Officials Promise It’ll Stop Once Democrats Apologize October 10, 2025October 10, 2025
Judge Blocks Trump’s Plan to Send National Guard to Chicago Until Someone Explains What the Hell They’d Actually Be Doing There October 9, 2025
Stephen Miller Says It’s the Media’s “Patriotic Duty” To Pretend an Insurrection Exists October 8, 2025
GOP Furious After MTG Suggests Helping Americans on Healthcare Might Actually Be Popular October 7, 2025
Fox News Confirms: Democrats Now Liable for All Crimes Committed by People With Wi-Fi October 6, 2025October 7, 2025
Trump Hails Historic Coal Sale, Says “It’s Like Beanie Babies, But Dirtier” October 4, 2025October 5, 2025
Trump Warns Hamas To Accept Deal by Sunday — Or Face The Wrath Of Caps Lock October 3, 2025October 3, 2025
Project 2025 Officially Moves From ‘Conspiracy Theory’ to ‘Shutdown Strategy’ — Nation Wonders What’s Next on the Menu October 2, 2025October 2, 2025
Shutdown Escalates as Federal Websites Load With “Blame the Radical Left” Banners October 1, 2025October 1, 2025
Pentagon Flies In Thousands of Troops Just to Hear Pete Hegseth Pretend He’s a Drill Sergeant From Call of Duty September 30, 2025October 1, 2025
Ceasefire Deal Hinges on Hamas Accepting Every Single Thing They’ve Already Rejected — “This Time’s Different,” Says Trump September 29, 2025October 1, 2025
Charlie Kirk Effect: More Bibles, More Believers, and Tragically, More Bullet Holes in Churches September 28, 2025October 1, 2025
Trump Calls Economy “Unbelievable” — Voters Agree, Can’t Believe How Bad It’s Gotten September 27, 2025September 29, 2025
Government Shutdown Looms — Russell Vought Already Drafting Mass “You’re Fired” Memo for Federal Workers September 26, 2025September 29, 2025
Trump Nominee Erases Old Online Hate Posts — MAGA Still Insist All Hate Speech Comes from the Left September 25, 2025September 29, 2025
Tourists Shocked as Trump-Epstein Statue Melts Away, Revealing Hidden Vault Labeled ‘All the Epstein Files’ September 24, 2025September 30, 2025
Trump Tells UN He’s “Right About Everything” — Even Giorgia Meloni Looks Like She Wants Earplugs September 23, 2025September 29, 2025
Nation Horrified to Discover Ted Cruz Now Only Thing Standing Between America and Authoritarianism September 22, 2025September 29, 2025
From Hymns to Hatred: MAGA Leaders Turn Kirk Tribute Into Megachurch Spectacle September 21, 2025September 29, 2025
Hegseth Defends Press Restrictions: “Journalists Don’t Run the Pentagon — My Ego Does” September 20, 2025September 29, 2025
Judge Tosses Trump’s 85-Page NYT Lawsuit for Reading Like “Unauthorized Biography of Himself” September 19, 2025September 29, 2025
Trump Announces ‘Operation Shut Up,’ Says Goal Is a Media Landscape That’s “100% Trump-Friendly by Christmas” September 18, 2025September 30, 2025
Kimmel Yanked From Airwaves as Administration Launches War on Jokes It Doesn’t Approve September 17, 2025September 21, 2025
Trump Launches $15B Attack on The New York Times for Minimizing His Pre-Apprentice Glory September 16, 2025September 21, 2025
Pentagon Reveals New Boat Policy: ‘If It’s Wet and Venezuelan, Launch a Missile’ September 15, 2025September 21, 2025
Fox News Lets Kilmeade Keep His Job After Saying “Oops” About Murdering Homeless People September 14, 2025September 21, 2025
ACA Subsidies Set to Expire as Trump Declares Health Care Should Be ‘Survival of the Richest’ September 13, 2025September 21, 2025
GOP Rep Vows To Use Bible, Constitution, and DMV To Punish Kirk Haters September 12, 2025September 21, 2025
No Suspect, No Motive, No Problem: Trump Blames ‘Radical Left’ in Record Time September 11, 2025September 21, 2025
