They Came, They Stood, They Dissociated: Rubio, Vance, and Hegseth Observe the End of Empire from 3 Feet Away June 21, 2025September 16, 2025
Trump: Gabbard Mistaken on Iran Nukes, Should’ve Checked With Me Before Speaking June 20, 2025September 16, 2025
GOP Panel: ‘We Must Consider the Possibility That Biden Was Merely the Vessel… and the Pen Was Alive’ June 19, 2025September 16, 2025
Trump Says MAGA Base ‘Still in Love’ With Him, Despite Deepening Emotional Abuse June 18, 2025September 30, 2025
Mike Lindell Loses Defamation Case, Appears on RudyTV to Begin Defaming New People June 17, 2025September 16, 2025
U.S. Resumes “Life Tax” for Millennials Who Thought Education Would Help June 16, 2025September 15, 2025
Evangelical Assassin’s Friends Say He Was ‘Moral Man’ Who Just Hated Living People June 15, 2025September 30, 2025
Trump Condemns ‘Government Waste’ for Months, Then Throws $45 Million Parade With Jets and Marching Band June 14, 2025September 15, 2025
Trump Confirms U.S. Knew of Israeli Attack in Advance: “We Love Spoilers, Huge Advantage” June 13, 2025September 15, 2025
LA Protester Shows Up With Mexico Flag, American Flag, and Pride Flag Just to Cover All Bases June 9, 2025September 15, 2025
ICE Agents Reportedly Confused After Being Greeted with Vegan Muffins and ‘We Hear You’ Signs June 8, 2025September 15, 2025
Trump Deploys 2,000 Troops to LA to Crush Dangerous Threat of Free Speech June 7, 2025September 15, 2025
‘He’s a Complete Joke’: GOP Lawmakers Finally Admit They Despise Musk Now That It’s Convenient June 4, 2025September 15, 2025
“I Can’t Stand It Anymore!”: Musk Finally Snaps, Realizes Trump Isn’t Smart, Funny, or Cool Like Twitter Said June 3, 2025September 30, 2025
“Hope You Can Swim!”: Lindsey Graham Proudly Becomes First Senator to Mock a Humanitarian Aid Mission June 2, 2025September 15, 2025
Trump Shares Claim Biden Is Robot, Vows to “Pull Off His Skin Live on Pay-Per-View” June 1, 2025September 16, 2025
‘So What If You Die?’: Ernst Delivers Most Honest GOP Health Care Pitch Yet May 31, 2025September 14, 2025
“Congratulations, You’re Deported”: Plainclothes ICE Agents Wait Outside Courtroom Doors May 30, 2025September 14, 2025
“TACO Theory” Gains Steam: Trump Tariff Threats Now America’s Top Export May 29, 2025September 14, 2025
“I’ve Done Enough Damage”: Elon Musk Resigns From DOGE, Returns to Ruining Twitter May 28, 2025September 14, 2025
Chrisley Knows Best — About Tax Evasion: Trump Grants Pardon to Reality TV Fraudsters May 27, 2025September 30, 2025
“Happy Memorial Day to All, Even the Scum”: Trump Turns Tribute for Fallen Soldiers Into Personal Grievance Dump May 26, 2025September 14, 2025
Trump: “This War Belongs to Putin, Zelenskyy, and Biden — I’m Just Here to Save America” May 25, 2025September 14, 2025
Trump Thanks Top $TRUMP Investors for “Believing in Me, Not Your Money” May 24, 2025September 16, 2025
Mike Johnson Emerges From Prayer Room Spiritually Renewed, Ready to Gut Medicaid and SNAP May 23, 2025September 30, 2025
House Passes ‘Big Brutal Bill’: Feed the Rich, Cage the Immigrants, Starve the Rest May 22, 2025September 14, 2025
South African President Politely Watches Trump’s Propaganda Video, Responds With Legendary Chill May 21, 2025September 14, 2025
Trump Calls Springsteen a “Dried Out Prune,” Accidentally Roasts Himself in Process May 20, 2025September 16, 2025
Sanders Agrees Democrats Keep Rigging Primaries, DNC Promises to Consider Feedback for Next Rigged Primary May 19, 2025September 14, 2025
Trump Admin Applauds New Exchange Program: Study Here, Get Deported, Study the Consequences Abroad May 18, 2025September 14, 2025
Republicans Stall Trump’s Bill, Say Waiting Until 2029 to Kick People Off Medicaid Is “Too Generous” May 16, 2025September 13, 2025
Trump Breaks Isolationist Streak the Second He Sees Gold Domes, Arabian Stallions, and Oil Money May 15, 2025September 30, 2025
Trump Blames Europe for High Drug Prices Caused Entirely by U.S. System May 14, 2025September 13, 2025
