Heritage Foundation Goon Uses Giant Cartoon Charts to Defend Economy, Trump Points and Says “See? That’s Good!” August 7, 2025September 19, 2025
RFK Jr. Guts Vaccine Research to Prove He’s Smarter Than Nobel Prize Winners August 6, 2025September 19, 2025
Nebraska GOP Rep Booed for 90 Straight Minutes, Sets New Town Hall Record August 5, 2025September 30, 2025
Texas Republicans Vote to Arrest Democrats for Not Letting Them Cheat Fast Enough August 4, 2025September 18, 2025
Trump Orders Texas to “Make Map Great Again,” Demands Five New GOP Seats and Optional Whataburger District August 3, 2025September 18, 2025
After Years of Disappointment, Schumer Finally Makes Democrats Proud by Pissing Off Trump August 2, 2025September 18, 2025
Trump Fires Statistician for Accurate Jobs Report, Demands New Numbers That “Feel Nicer” August 1, 2025September 18, 2025
Liberation Day 2: The Sequel — Trump Reveals New Tariffs, Plot Twist Coming Soon July 31, 2025September 18, 2025
Uncle Sam Wants YOU to Ruin Families for Cash: $50K Bonus for ICE Recruits Announced July 30, 2025September 30, 2025
Emil Bove, Who Urged Trump to Defy Court Orders, Now Gets to Issue Them Forever July 29, 2025September 18, 2025
Judge Refuses to “Be the Warden” of Alligator Alcatraz, Which Is Good Because Nobody Else Seems to Be Either July 28, 2025September 18, 2025
Obama Responds to Treason Claim: “This Is So Stupid I Can’t Believe I Have to Even Respond” July 26, 2025September 18, 2025
Trump Says Scotland Golf Trip Good for America: “You People Should Be Proud I’m This Luxurious” July 25, 2025September 18, 2025
Woke AI Order Confuses Tech Firms: “How Do We Prove a Bot Hates Pronouns?” July 24, 2025September 18, 2025
Republicans Join Dems to Demand Epstein Files as Capitol Hill Implodes July 23, 2025September 18, 2025
Speaker Johnson Postpones Epstein Vote: “We All Want Transparency — Just Not Right This Minute” July 22, 2025September 18, 2025
MTG Sounds Alarm: “If Trump Doesn’t Deliver Epstein’s Soul, the Base Might Flip” July 21, 2025September 18, 2025
Trump Slaps $10B Lawsuit on Wall Street Journal, Claims Epstein Letter Is “Deepfake from Hell” July 18, 2025September 17, 2025
Army Vet Arrested in ICE Raid Was “Too Brown to Trust” Claims DHS Spokesperson July 17, 2025September 30, 2025
Trump Says Epstein Case Is a Democrat Hoax, MAGA Base Enters Existential Crisis July 16, 2025September 17, 2025
Bondi Says Epstein Case Is Closed: “Now If You’ll Excuse Me, I’d Like to Talk About These Cucumbers Full of Meth” July 15, 2025September 30, 2025
Trump’s Epstein Post Short-Circuits MAGA Hive Mind: “We Are Experiencing Cognitive Dissonance — Please Stand By” July 14, 2025September 17, 2025
Trump Invades Chelsea’s Trophy Ceremony, Calls It “A Historic Anglo-American Victory” July 13, 2025September 17, 2025
71% of ICE Detainees Have No Criminal Record, GOP Pushes Back: “No Green Card? That’s Criminal Enough” July 12, 2025September 17, 2025
“I Gave Up My Podcast for This?” Bongino Reportedly Regrets Leaving Conspiracy Gig for Trump’s FBI July 11, 2025September 17, 2025
World Leaders Compete to Nominate Trump for Nobel Peace Prize in Game Known as “Who Wants Military Aid?” July 10, 2025September 17, 2025
Trump Celebrates 2 Trade Deals in 90 Days, With “88 Still in Progress” July 9, 2025September 17, 2025
Trump’s Government Downsizing Approved After Supreme Court Says “Sure, Why Not” for 47th Time July 8, 2025September 17, 2025
Trump Says Weather “Happened Too Fast to Predict” After Laying Off Everyone Paid to Predict It July 7, 2025September 17, 2025
Elon Musk Forms New Political Party to Fight Government He Personally Purchased July 6, 2025September 17, 2025
C-SPAN to Air UFC Fight from White House Lawn, Mike Johnson Named Guest Referee July 5, 2025September 30, 2025
Democrats Bet Entire Comeback on American Public Suddenly Paying Attention July 4, 2025September 17, 2025
Congress Passes “Big Beautiful Bill,” Poor People to Be Hunted for Sport by 2027 July 3, 2025September 30, 2025
Trump’s CIA Now Accepting Retroactive Edits to History: “It’s Like Wikipedia But For Presidents” July 2, 2025September 16, 2025
Senate Rushing “Big Beautiful Bill” to Meet Trump’s Arbitrary Fireworks Deadline June 30, 2025September 16, 2025
Democrats Force Full Reading of Trump’s Bill, Confirm It’s ‘The Purge’ With Pie Charts June 29, 2025September 16, 2025
