Trump Adds Self-Written Bios to Presidential Gallery, Turning Biden and Obama’s Plaques Into Truth Social Rants

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House Presidential Gallery received an unusual update this week after President Donald Trump installed a series of self-written plaques beneath the portraits of recent presidents—producing the first government exhibit in U.S. history that reads like a physical archive of Trump’s Truth Social posts.

Beneath the portrait of Joe Biden—still represented by an autopen, which Trump considers Biden’s true form—the new plaque calls him “by far, the worst President in American History,” blames him for “the most corrupt Election ever seen in the United States,” and credits his “devastating weakness” for everything from inflation to Russia invading Ukraine to Hamas launching the October 7th attack. The text continues for several paragraphs, eventually reaching the conclusion that only Trump can “SAVE AMERICA!”

Obama’s plaque is equally restrained, referring to him as “Barack Hussein Obama,” accusing him of birthing the “Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax,” and generally implying that his presidency existed solely as a long-form personal insult directed at Trump.

Not to be outdone, Bill Clinton’s plaque ends by reminding visitors that Trump defeated Hillary in 2016—an event historians agree has absolutely nothing to do with Bill Clinton’s presidency, but clearly everything to do with Trump’s self-esteem.

Trump’s own plaques, meanwhile, glowingly describe his leadership as “the Greatest in the History of the World,” raising questions about whether a mirror alone would have sufficed.