Trump Freezes Foreign Aid Because Feeding People Isn’t ‘Winning’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has stunned diplomats and humanitarian workers, President Donald Trump announced the freeze of billions in foreign aid, explaining that “feeding people isn’t winning” and therefore doesn’t deserve his attention.

Speaking to reporters, Trump framed the decision as a bold act of prioritizing America’s image. “Why waste money on starving brown people overseas?” he asked. “Winning is about scoring points with my base, not feeding foreigners.”

The freeze, which affects critical programs supporting food security, healthcare, and disaster relief around the globe, has left many foreign governments scrambling to fill the sudden void. But Trump remains unapologetic. “Look, if people are hungry, maybe they should try harder. I didn’t build this empire by being soft.”

Critics argue the policy could lead to worsening humanitarian crises and tarnish America’s global standing. Supporters, meanwhile, applauded the freeze as a “refreshing” return to “America First” principles—especially if “America” means the MAGA rally crowd.

When asked if he was worried about international backlash, Trump shrugged. “Who cares what those other countries think? We’ve got bigger problems—like fake news and all the radical-left lunatics who don’t agree with me.”