Trump Nominee Erases Old Online Hate Posts — MAGA Still Insist All Hate Speech Comes from the Left

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Trump’s State Department nominee Jeremy Carl has frantically attempted to scrub his digital trail of racist rants, violent fantasies, and enough “Great Replacement” posts to fill a Tucker Carlson telethon. Unfortunately for him, the internet keeps receipts.

Carl, who once called for the execution of teachers’ union president Randi Weingarten and mocked George Floyd’s death, tried to purge not just his social media but even the Wayback Machine—apparently unaware that once you’ve posted “Live, Laugh, Lynch,” there’s no turning back.

Despite this, MAGA loyalists insist the real hate comes from the left. “Democrats are the ones sowing division,” said one Trump spokesperson. “Republicans believe in love, unity, and occasionally storming the Capitol when our candidate loses.”

Insiders say Carl’s strategy is less about remorse and more about optics. “It’s not the hate speech that bothers us,” one aide clarified, “it’s the screenshots.”

If confirmed, Carl will oversee international diplomacy—a role that requires subtlety, restraint, and ideally fewer rants about the “Great Replacement.”