Trump Shares Claim Biden Is Robot, Vows to “Pull Off His Skin Live on Pay-Per-View”

PALM BEACH — President Donald Trump has promised to “finally prove” Joe Biden is a robot by personally tearing off his face during a pay-per-view event billed as “The Big Unmasking.”

“It’s going to be beautiful,” Trump told supporters at a rally, flanked by a giant banner reading ROBOT OR NOT?. “We’re doing it on PPV—fifty dollars, people—ninety-five for the deluxe package where you also get a special event t-shirt. Very collectible.”

The conspiracy Trump is promoting—claiming Biden was executed in 2020 and replaced with a “robotic mindless entity”—originated on Truth Social and includes unverified photos of Biden “charging overnight.”

Trump dismissed fact-checkers, insisting, “When I tug the skin and sparks fly, everybody’s going to apologize to me. Big apology.”

Biden allies called the claim “insane,” adding “Biden is not a robot, although he does occasionally say ‘low battery’ before napping.”

Fans of the stunt are already calling it “SkinGate” and demanding undercard matches. Pay-per-view preorders reportedly crashed Trump’s website within minutes—though it remains to be seen whether the event will actually happen, or if Trump just pockets the PPV money and calls it a win.