Trump: “This War Belongs to Putin, Zelenskyy, and Biden — I’m Just Here to Save America”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump addressed Russia’s latest air assault on Ukraine Sunday by clarifying that, while he’s technically the president of the United States, he’s “absolutely not” president of whatever mess those three other guys have going on.

“This is Putin’s War, Zelenskyy’s War, and Biden’s War,” Trump posted on Truth Social. “Not Trump’s War. Trump’s War is making America great again. Very different war, much more important war, and I am winning it.”

Trump praised himself for being “the only leader brave enough to say Putin is crazy” while simultaneously blasting Zelenskyy for “talking too much” and Biden for “existing.”

He added that if he had been president earlier, “the war would have been over in five minutes, no missiles, no drones, everyone’s happy—but Biden ruined it.”

When asked about aid for Ukraine, Trump said the U.S. is already providing “unbelievable support,” citing “thoughts, prayers, some nice letters—very nice letters—but no cash. We need that.”

“America first,” Trump concluded. “Ukraine can be… maybe ninth. After Florida.”